Someday, when I’m more emotionally stable, I want to read the concession speech you wrote for me.
I never wrote it.
-S
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Posts tagged Parks and Rec
Someday, when I’m more emotionally stable, I want to read the concession speech you wrote for me.
I never wrote it.
-S
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High concept shit, folks.
I drove a lawnmover through a Nordstroms!
-L
407 Deleted Scene | Model UN Throw Down
This reminds me of that time I was North Korea and I got everyone to fund the improvement of my infrastructure, development of international business, and well…food for my people WITHOUT GIVING UP ANY OF MY NUCLEAR PROGRAMS. BLAMMO!
-S
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But right now, I hate you like my actual brother Levondrius…WHO I HATE.
-Donna
Donna is my Queen.
-S
Pawnee Rangers, 04x04
This legitimately made me so sad. I think it was supposed to be charming and funny, but it was so tragic.
-S
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